Malmö Madness

**TRIGGER WARNING** picture of obscenely wrapped burrito below

Dear friends, I have looked tyranny in the face and it is no man; it is, in fact, a burrito.

I had high hopes the other day as I passed the fateful restaurant, a brazen attempt at a Chipotle knockoff in the heart of Malmö.

Intimidated at the sheer amount of choices, I went for the classic – chicken burrito, guac, white rice, black beans and lettuce. Simple enough. They even threw in some white sauce and a shot of tequila cuz, you know, Europe.

As the cashier readily snatched the $12 out of my hands, I assumed her smile was one of kindness. Little did I know this was to be the worst robbery since the 2000 election.

Cut to Tim sitting down, eagerly unfolding tinfoil — only to have the burrito IMMEDIATELY fall apart like the walls of Jericho.

Sauce everywhere

Chicken bland

Rice damper than a Titanic victim’s shoes

Worst of all NO BEV to wash down this abomination of a meal.

Where is justice, friends? Where are the copyright lawyers? Where is Human Rights Watch?

In a week where we’ll all celebrating America’s historic step forward, please remember other parts of Mother Gaia are still suffocating under faux-Tex-Mex tyranny. Be the change you want to see in the world

This was long but cathartic (that’s what she said.)

Love you all and hope you are having a better day than I am
Tim